SPAM! SPAM! I DON"T LIKE SPAM!!!!!

With so much information, so many things to sell and so many media and communications outlets vying for our attention it is crucial, now more than ever before, to be able to discern quality, reliable information quickly and with ruthless judgement. To those entrepreneurs who fight for my time and hopefully my dollar I give my praise. The following are the Subject Lines of Spam that I have received that were so elegant, so enticing that I had to read more:

You Want It? We've Got It!
If I want it, I can't get it, If I can't get it, then I don't have it, If I don't have it then I don't need it, If I don't need it, then I've allready got it, If I've allready got it then I don't want it, If I don't want it, you can have it, If you can have it then I wouldn't want it,.....I suspect before opening this email that they are selling Old Spice.

Smoking Survey: $100 for your time
I don't smoke, but thank you.

Smokers & Non-Smokers, Earn 100 dollar for taking our short Tobacco Survey
All well, okay then.

RE: Get a Free PS3 system
Finally, they got back to me!!!!

Lose 12 pounds in 2 days
Reminds me of the old joke, "Hey, you know how to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?.................... Cut off your head!"

Get 10 Bonus Ringtones!
I use them all at the Library!!!!

Men are from Mars/Women are from Venus, My Blog on Technology

Cost of 3 Geostationary Satellites: $2.85 Billion Dollars

Cost of Garmin Nuvi 350 Pocket or Vehicle GPS Navigator with Intigrated MP3 Player and Photo Viewer: $442.00

Never having to get out of the car because my wife wants me to ask for directions when "I'm not really lost": Priceless.

For those of us who want to take the simple and make it way more complicated but cool, there is Technology for everything else ask a gas station attendent.