Friday, December 22, 2006

7 1/2 Habits Truth Revealed

Since we all know that Stephen Covey is a cult leader and his teachings permeate and infiltrate the highest places of our corporate world and our governments in his bid for world domination through his attempt to create a legion of “perfect management” I have consulted with some of our greatest researchers of secret societies, L. Ron Hubbard, Dan Brown, A Beautiful Mind and the Screaming Guy outside of Union Station downtown to uncover the true message of the “7 & 1/2 Habits online tutorial”.
1. Begin with the end in mind
Gin in Mind

2. Accept responsibility for your own learning
Creates learning

3. View problems as challenges
Problems an challenges

4. Have confidence in your ability to learn
ability to learn

5. Create a learning toolbox
Use Real ol ox or

6. Use technology
Use technology

7. Teach/mentor others
As teachers

1/2 Play
yap

So there you have it, the hidden message is "Gin in mind creates learning problems an challenges ability to learn. Use a real old ox or use technology as teachers yap."

But what does this mean? Surely the conspiracy can't be that easy. After running these results through my Flikr Capacitor and then using my Secret Agent Enigma Decoder Ring the writers of this most devious 7 1/2 habits have made their plans for us known:

D is for... R RED ii N K
M for Moscow Metro
Boggle Letter O R E
Oo
V is for Vin A is for Café Rico LL T I N E

Thats right "DRINK MORE OVALTINE"!

5 comments:

Steven said...

You are either genius or non compos mentis.

OverlordAzazel said...

You have way to much time on your hands back there....

Brett said...

No, my friend that is not the case. It is simply a matter believing in the Cult of Covey to be more effective, more productive.

Brett said...

You too, shall be assimilated and your uniqueness will enhance the "Covey Collective".

Hugh Terry said...

I don't remember how I got here... I see lots of blogs, and I don't comment on them, but when they need me...heh heh...